Counting on the army

U know

I haven’t studied too much

For the tests

I am hoping the army will step in

And it will be for the best

Of the country

And for

Me and You

So I do hope that they do

Don’t you know the armed forces

Really do love you.

Don’t you know

Sweet heart

That if we fight too much

The army will step in

And you will yearn for my touch

Cuz’ it was necessary

For me and you

So I do hope that they do

Don’t you know the armed forces

Love you too.

C’mon my son

Now eat your greens

Broccoli and them spinach

Wipe that plate completely clean

Lest the army hear of

Your disobedience

And they step in to restore

Some sanity and sense

Cuz it was necessary

For me and you

So I do hope that they do

Don’t you know the armed forces

Really do love you.