Genius When Drunk

Verse 1

Hey you / Get Offa My Cloud

You know/ What I’m talking about

We in lust baby / we aint in love

A fling ain’t something/ that I am above

Hey you/ You aint very hot

I’m piss drunk/ So it matters me not

Hold me up/ And I’ll hold you clown

We can groove/ and we can get down

Chorus

I’m brainy when it’s raining/ I am a genius when I’m drunk/ And I am drunk

I’m a cassanova in bed/ I am the most wanted/ the most gifted/ short shrifted/ I’m popular like David Beckham/ without all that metrosexual crap/

I am a highly paid lawman, bow before me / I am Maximum Attack

Verse 2

Now am sober/ But I wish I was drunk

You a minger/ And what did I thunk

Pissed and bloated/ the night must have stunk

A feast of leftovers ain’t very fun

Puke it up/ Now the night’s here again

Hot and bothered/ I’m going insane

One night of fun/for tomorrow we die

Live it up before it’s goodbye

Chorus

I’ve got atrophyingsenses/ collapsing defenses/ I am asleep/ But also much awake/ I am the daughter of the airforce/ the son of the army/ I am the rockstar/ I am the rake/ I am the head of the state/ I am in contempt/ I am intent in Defence/ I am content and I am tired/ Of the state I am in/ If I wasn’t so cool/ I would be fired/ Or rehired by a more happening firm/ I must confirm

(Fuck that…. Hey brown boy play some Geetaaar!)