I went to a party last nite

I went to a party last night

There were pigs there snorting cocaine

There were pussies there drunk on alcohol

There were flamingoes dancing naked

I went to a party last nite

Everybody took shit

Shot shit

Talked shit

Even vomited shit

Yet all the while they were making the scene

Air kisses, exchanging mrs.

Dancing the night away

For Sunday Magazine

For Hello Magazine

For dear old GT

I went to a party last night

I saw what it means to be in style

To wear plastic smiles

With eyes glazed over miles

To lack grace, sport many viles

To be the It couple,

But not be together

To ignore what we have become

To x-ray the young

To molest those perfect tits

All night in my mind

There were Cookies there,

Bunties and Jimmies too

And of course Mr. Yousuf Salahuddin

I tried

To be well-hung

Among the greatest dicks in the land

I went to your party last night