I tried to kill myself

I tried to kill myself

But I messed that up too

Now if you find that funny

I will kill you

Too

I can do it too

I killed a few ants today

I stepped on them

And they were crushed

I wasn’t arsed about it

I didn’t care

But it bothered me a bit

When some parts of them

Got stuck to my feet

I was barefoot

You see

And I do NOT like blood on my feet

Don’t much care about my hands

Just don’t like it on my feet

I am a murderer

You see

A killer

In my head I have killed a lot of people

Important leaders,

Politicians,

Cricket Umpires,

A few clients

And all my lovers

I can kill you too

Fear me