Poor laddoos

(Chorus)

Hai poor laddoos

O poor laddoos

Hai poor laddoos

Ohhhhhhhh! Poor laddoos

(Verse)

She’s my best friend

She’s my soul mate

When I’m all pent up

She’s my bicarbonate

A sweet jalebi

All twisted up

I wanna eat you

My buttercup

(Pre-chorus)

And I’m so excited

Oh I just can’t hide it

I love you love you love you

My sweet jalebi

(Chorus)

Hai poor laddoos

O poor laddoos

Hai poor laddoos

Ohhhhhhhh! Poor laddoos

(Verse)

My bearded friend

He wore white

Said he was a maulvi

Fully qualified

He went in

Never came out

Lil’ bird said

They’d run off south

(And I sing)

Hai Poor Laddoos

Oh poor laddoos

… (Chorus till fade)