Wish my girlfriend would

C/ FG

Wish my girlfriend would play guitar

Would not pick a fight and take it too far

Wish my girlfriend did not have a brother

A pain in the ass to get it kicked by another

Dm/ Am

Wish my girlfriend knew how to use her mouth

F/G

She kept it closed and was a little less loud

Dm/ Am

Wish my girlfriend did not have a brain

Bb

Had bigger tits and a smaller frame

Wish my girlfriend did not have a home

She’d always be with me, here all alone.

Wish she had no friends, no telephone

There was no call waiting, no busy tone

Wife my girlfriend was less of a wife

Was less intrusive and had more of a life

Wish my girlfriend wouldn’t change every day

Let us have our fun and then go away